Ach - ich kann mich kaum sattsehen... *lechz*

Die Wissenschaft ist keine exakte Wissenschaft.

und

Arbeit ist meist mit Arbeit verbunden.

Heute von Mark Twain freundlicherweise per Mail zugestellt von Marco

1. Ein Dutzend verlogener Komplimente ist leichter zu ertragen als ein einziger aufrichtiger Tadel.

2. Gott hat den Menschen erschaffen, weil er vom Affen enttäuscht war. Danach hat er auf weitere Experimente verzichtet.

3. Mit dem Rauchen aufzuhören ist kinderleicht. Ich habe es schon hundertmal geschafft.

4. Mensch: das einzige Lebewesen, das erröten kann. Es ist aber auch das einzige was Grund dazu hat.

5. Seien Sie vorsichtig mit Gesundheitsbüchern - Sie könnten an einem Druckfehler sterben.

6. Als Gott den Menschen erschuf, war er bereits müde; das erklärt manches.

7. Bankier: ein Mensch, der seinen Schirm verleiht, wenn die Sonne scheint, und ihn sofort zurückhaben will, wenn es zu regnen beginnt.

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Hier ein kleiner Input für Unentschlossene:


Peter Tosh - Bush Doctor

Warning!
Warning! The Surgeon General warns
Cigarette smoking is dangerous, dangerous
Hazard to your health
Does that mean anything to you

To legalize marijuana
Right here in Jamaica
I'm say it cure glaucoma
I man a de Bush Doctor

So there'll be
No more smokin and feelin tense
When I see them a come
I don't have to jump no fence

Legalize marijuana
Down here in Jamaica
Only cure for asthma
I man a de Minister(of the Herb)

So there'll be no more
Police brutality
No more disrespect
For humanity

Legalize marijuana
Down here in Jamaica
It can build up your failing economy
Eliminate the slavish mentality

There'll be no more
Illegal humiliation
And no more police
Interrogation

Legalize marijuana
Down here in sweet Jamaica
Only cure for glaucoma
I man a de Bush Doctor

So there be
No more need to smoke and hide
When you know you're takin
Illegal ride

Legalize marijuana
Down here in Jamaica
It the only cure for glaucoma
I man a de Minister


Freaky Fukin' Weirdoz - Sticky Weed

...mit Alkohol sollten sich Politiker nicht äussern. Wir sehen ja am Beispiel Haider, wie gut sie das können.

Mein Kommentar zum Ende von Haider's letzter Dienstfahrt klaue ich wieder mal bei Metallica...


Metallica - Fuel

Gimme fuel
Gimme fire
Gimme that which I desire
Oh

Yeah
Turn on, I see red
Adrenaline crash and crack my head
Nitro junkie, paint me dead
And I see red

Running across through black and white
War horse
War head
Fuck 'em, man
White knuckles tight
Through black and white

Oh, I burn
Fuel is pumping engines
Burning hard
Loose and clean

Oh, and I burn
Turning my direction
Quench my thirst with gasoline

So gimme fuel
Gimme fire
Gimme that which I desire

Hey

Turn on beyond the bone
Swallow future, spit out hope
Burn your face upon the chrome

Yeah, oh yeah

Take the corner, going to crash
Yeah
Headlights
Headlines
Another joker, who lived too fast

Yeah
Lives way too fast, fast, fast, fast, fast
Oh

Oh, I burn
Fuel is pumping engines
Burning hard, loose and clean

Oh, and I burn
Turning my direction
Quench my thirst with gasoline

So gimme fuel
Gimme fire
Gimme that which I desire
Oh yeah

Oh
Gimme fuel
Gimme fire
My desire

Oh, I burn
Fuel is pumping engines
Burning hard, loose and clean

And I burn,
Turning my direction,
Quench my thirst with gasoline

Gimme fuel
Gimme fire
Gimme that which I desire
Oh
And I burn

Faithless - Insomnia

Metallica - The God that failed

Pride you took
pride you feel
pride that you felt when you'd kneel

not the word
not the love
not what you thought from above

it feeds
it grows
it clouds all that you will know
deceit
deceive
decide just what you believe

I see faith in your eyes
never your hear the discouraging lies
I hear faith in your cries
broken is the promise, betrayal
the healing hand held back by the deepened nail

follow the god that failed

find your peace
find your say
find the smooth road in your way

trust you gave
a child to save
left you cold and him in grave

it feeds
it grows
it clouds all that you will know
deceit
deceive
decide just what you believe

I see faith in your eyes
never you hear the discouraging lies
I hear faith in your cries
broken is the promise, betrayal
the healing hand held back by the deepened nail

follow the god that failed

I see faith in your eyes
broken is the promise, betrayal
the healing hand held back by the deepened nail

follow the god that failed

pride you took
pride you feel
pride that you felt when you'd kneel

trust you gave
a child to save
left you cold and him in grave

I see faith in your eyes
never you hear the discouraging lies
I hear faith in your cries
broken is the promise, betrayal
the healing hand held back by deepened nail

follow the god that failed

Born to push you around,
Better just stay down,

You put away,
He hit's the flesh,
You hit the ground,
Mouth so full of lies,
Tend to black your eyes,

Just keep them closed,
Keep praying just keep waiting,

Waiting for the one,
The day that never comes,
When you stand up and feel the warmth,
But the sunshine never comes,

No the sunshine never comes

Pushed you across that line,
Just stay down this time,

Hide in yourself,
Crawl in yourself,
You'll have your time,

God I'll make them pay,
Take you back one day,
I'll end this day,
I'll splatter color on this gray,

Waiting for the one,
The day that never comes,
When you stand up and feel the warmth,
But the sunshine never comes,

Love is a four letter word,
And never spoken here,
Love is a four letter word,
Here in this prison,

I suffer this no longer,
I'll put an end to,
This i swear, This i swear,

The sun will shine,
This i swear, This i swear,
This i swear