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One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
Call Alice
When she was just small

When men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving slow
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know

When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"
Remember what the dormouse said;
FEED YOUR HEAD - FEED YOUR HEAD

the following is a true story
only the names have been changed
to protect the guilty

well I left my job in my home town
and I headed for the smoke
got a rock 'n' roll band
and a fast right hand
gonna get to the top
nothin's gonna stop us no nothing
so if you got the money
we got the sound
you put it up
and we'll put it down
if you've got the dollar
we've got the song
just wanna boogie woogie all night long, yeah boogie
I got holes in my shoes
I got holes in my teeth
I got holes in my socks
I can't get no sleep
I'm trying to make a million
and I got patches
on the patches
on my old blue jeans
well they used to be blue
when they used to be new
when they used to be clean
but I got a momma
whose a hummer
just keepin' me alive
while I'm in the band room drinkin' with the boys
she's workin' nine to five
she knows her place that women
but just you wait
one of these days see me drivin' round town
in my rock 'n' rolls royce with the sun roof down
my bottle of booze no summertime blues
shouting loud look at me in my rock 'n ' roll voice
no it ain't no fun
waiting round to be a millionaire
no it ain't no fun
waiting round to be a millionaire
do you believe me
it ain't no fun
waiting round to be a millionaire
it ain't no fun I don't care what they say
waiting round to be a millionaire
and drive a rolls Royce car
no it ain't no fun
you know it
waiting round to be a millionaire
no no no no no no no
no it ain't no fun
waiting round to be a millionaire

got a million dollar scream
well it ain't no fun (ain't no fun) oh no
no it it ain't no fun (ain't no fun) that's what I said
well it ain't no fun (ain't no fun) and I wanna be rich
no it it ain't no fun (ain't no fun) ain't no fun digging this ditch
ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire, you better believe me
ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire
ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire
no it ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire
it ain't no fun (ain't no fun)
no it ain't no fun (ain't no fun)
I ain't having no fun (ain't no fun)
No it ain't no fun (ain't no fun)
it ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire, no
it ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire
it ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire
no it ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire

hey, hello Howard, how you doing friend, next door neighbour
getting you're fucking Jumbo outta my airport

it ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire

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